Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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