There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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