Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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