You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
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