That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
