ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
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