I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
