So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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