she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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