He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
is that a dick in a sweater?
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