question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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