do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Cover your peen. We're going out.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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