I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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