That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
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