the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
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