I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Randomize
