all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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