Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
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