You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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