i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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