the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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