So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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