I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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