The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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