May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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