i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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