i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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