Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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