So drunk, too bad you don't want this
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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