so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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