You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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