woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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