Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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