best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
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