After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
