Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
We named our party play list daddy issues
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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