Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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