She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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