it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
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