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Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
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how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
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