im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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