why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
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