No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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