im gay
i know
yea but for you.
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
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