They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
His nipple licking is glorious
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