Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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