dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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