pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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