Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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