if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
Randomize
